Немного юмора в этот злопыхательский блог))
даже на английском есть:
Is this your first milonga? I'm in trouble.
I stopped to say hello. Don't look with hope.
The balance is not in your favor, sorry.
You don’t have time for coffee! Girls are sitting.
Your hug is magical. Just stand without move.
It’s not appropriate that you sat down next.
Don't give an ogle, I agreed already.
We’ve fallen into step that can not rise.
To close eyes? With you I do not dare.
This bench is freezing cabaceo quicker.
Oh, you forgot to shave? So, well, sit down.
I want you, just not now, may be later.
You would take off the vest – it’s very slippy.
Not satisfied with tango? Want milonga?
Don't squint in my low-neck, that's too distracting.
Don’t breathe into my ear so noisy.
Dissociation? Oh, don't swear so dirty.
No, not with you. And do not stand by me.
You dance? Of course, but very-very poor.
And how much on axis are you standing?
And I am almost never dancing strangers.
And I am shy to ask, what was it all?
Brought to colgada? Please return on axis!
Кому понравилось, то есть и не про танго)):
http://www.kulturologia.ru/blogs/070616/29907/
